You're Not?You're anorexic if you're thinYou're not? Then you're obese.If you're different, you're insaneYou're not? Then you're a fake.If you're happy, you're hiding something.You're not? You must be emo.If you're dating, you're a slut.You're not? You must have no friends.If you're popular, you're a jerk.You're not? You're a nobody.If you're quiet, you must be disabled.You're not? You obnoxious freak.If you're you, you're wrong.You're not?Then you must be perfect.